Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Men's Key to Romance?

Here are some eye-openers to us men about this game of romance ... Aye, there is even a golden rule applicable to us in romance..... Thanks for letting every one of us men in blogosphere here open our minds! Phew! What a tough game!

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

- Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

- Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

- You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES


You make the bed
(+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets
(-1)


You go out to buy her what she wants
(+5) In the rain(+8)
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something
(+5)


You pummel it with iron rod
(+10)


It's her pet
(-10)




SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS


You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy
(-2)

Named Rita
(-4)

Rita is a dancer
(-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful
(-80)



HER BIRTHDAY


You forget her birthday
(-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar
(+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar
(-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night
(-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team
(-10)



A NIGHT OUT


You take her to a movie
(+2)


You take her to a movie she likes
(+4)

You take her to a movie you hate
(+6)

You take her to a movie you like
(-2)

It's called 'DeathCop'
(-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
(-15)



ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION


She asks, "Do I look fat?"
(-5)
[Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?"
(-35)


Any other response
(-20)



COMMUNICATION


When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes
(+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV
(+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep
(-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

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