Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Men's Key to Romance?

Here are some eye-openers to us men about this game of romance ... Aye, there is even a golden rule applicable to us in romance..... Thanks for letting every one of us men in blogosphere here open our minds! Phew! What a tough game!

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

- Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

- Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

- You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:


You make the bed

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets

You go out to buy her what she wants
(+5) In the rain(+8)
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something

You pummel it with iron rod

It's her pet


You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy

Named Rita

Rita is a dancer

Rita is single and is really beautiful


You forget her birthday

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar

Okay, it's a sports bar

And it's all-you-can-eat night

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team


You take her to a movie

You take her to a movie she likes

You take her to a movie you hate

You take her to a movie you like

It's called 'DeathCop'

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans


She asks, "Do I look fat?"
[Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?"

Any other response


When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep

Now what chance do you have???

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