Thursday, December 20, 2007

Smart -ass Joke

There are those foreign buddies I know who feel that generally Malaysians don't have a sense of humor-you can't blame them for this misperception considering all those political warnings and threats against those who are too vocal on many certain issues, I guess-how wrong they could be!

We don't need to be offensive with the jokes and they can be plain original. Here's one that I just heard that I like. By all means, don't fear; do continue with your night courses or tuition if you're married!

Ah Beng goes to take night courses for the reason that in future he can get a promotion or a better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge .
Ah Beng: Seng ah... I've been taking night Courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck-ah.

Then Ah Beng starts to show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know-lah....
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone-lah... in 1876! See... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless...

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng-ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau ?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one-ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer-lah. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers"! If you take night courses, you would know this.

Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated ....This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand it) anymore and asks Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *faints*

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