' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.
'We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED
15O TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's almost three times a week! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ....You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.