Pretend We're Married

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Getting Married?

This is one of my cartoonist Lat favorites! It's hilarious.

I'm dedicating this cartoon to our blogging friends who may want to get hitched after December 29th this year...On no account of this cartoon, ever change your plan to do so!

This picture is from Lat's book, Lots of Lat. Do click the pic to have a better image.