Sunday, July 29, 2007

The Cyberwaiting Game

Ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure for me to announce that the next lucky blogger on my list to be granted a memorable audience with one of our state apparatus is the blogger by the nom de plume Goofy. Goofy is not Goofy; he is a dangerous subversive hell-bent to cause trouble with his dangerous knowledge.

Another ominous name in my book, ladies and gentlemen, is using the nom de plume Mosquito and he will be detained without trial in a bottle in an undisclosed location under the Insect Scum Act for infecting my boss with a vicious near fatal dengue-like infectious disease resulting in a much feverish pain and suffering by him, not withstanding him having many, many sleepless nights. Ya, this annoying Mosquito did the infection from his repulsive infectious offensive blog.

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