Memorable Great Yarmouth Agricultural Show

 My wife and I went to  the Great Yarmouth  agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at  was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there  was a sign attached that said, 

' THIS BULL MATED 50  TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully  nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50  times last year, that's almost once a  week.

'We walked to the second  pen which had a sign attached that  said, ''THIS BULL MATED
15O TIMES LAST  YEAR' My wife gave me healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's almost three times a week!   ...........You could learn a lot from  him.'

We walked to the third pen  and it had a sign attached that said, in  capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365  TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so  excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and  said, 'That's once a day ....You could  REALLY learn something from this  one.'

 I looked at her and  said, 'Go over and ask him if it was  with the same old  cow.'

 
 My  condition has been upgraded from critical to  stable and I should eventually make a full  recovery.