Thanks my dear Ijau for this funny masterpiece!
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*A letter of Husband to Wife:*
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband
Allen.
*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart.
1 comment:
Maybe the addressee shouldn't be Allen... but yessir, the letter is just about right for my talkative gal, Doris who is somewhere lost in California.... My Doris wouldn't dare cheat on me though 'cos I won't even send her any kisses-just a ticket to the gulag in Siberia to cool it (Pun intended).
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